Even better, it can apparently 'save up to 65% energy' compared to a normal kettle... so it's environmentally sound too! Granted, it's a bit noisy, and it sprays a bit if you don't put the mug relatively close up to the spout - but worst case scenario, it's noisy and spitty for three seconds. I think I can put up with that.

This totally redefines the process of making a cup of instant coffee, and my world is hereby changed for ever. Unfortunately, the inevitable result will be a dramatic increase in my caffeine intake. Amazon has them for less than £50. Coffee on demand, with a green conscience? For fifty quid? Come on, people. It don't get much better.